Nicole. Texas. Filipino & Mexican
yeah i burn a lot of calories scrolling through my dashboard
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE
There is something about celebrities that look like mattresses that cracks me up. Sorry Jason Stathom but… you made the list.
Jennifer about the fans
#her bodyguard tho
"You all need jesus."
*iggy azalea wink with both eyes*
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
SOMEONE MADE A LEGIT PHOTOSET OF THIS HELP ME
Whose Line Is It Anyway: Irish Drinking Song Game
my heart says yes but my mom says no
i cannot imagine how much fun rdj and ty simpkins must have had.